★ WELLCOME 2 THE CONPUTER ★ now with 100% more skamtebord ★ best viewd in 800×600 (or whatever u got) ★ plz sign da guestbok ★ ur the 0000847th visiter ★ no conputers were harmd making this site ★ remember 2 stay cozy ★
est. nineteen-ninety-something
conputer.
home of the worlds coziest skamtebord
a smol corner of the web for ur conputer and ur skamtebord. no algorithm. no cookies (we ate them). just chunky pixels, kind strangers, and one (1) very rad low-poly dude.
// SECTOR 01 - hardwear
the conputer
a conputer is like a computer but cozier, slower, and far more honest about its feelings. ours boots in under nine minutes and has never once lied to us. behold the high-tech specks:
- prosessor
- Pentgrium ][, 0.5 brainz
- memmory
- 640 kb (ought 2 be enuf)
- hard drive
- 1 (one) drawing of a folder
- graficks
- low poly. very low. cozy low.
- modem
- 56k, sounds like a robot crying
- operating sys
- Conputer OS '97 (cozy editon)
pro tip: if it freezes, give it a kind word and a little blow into the cartrige slot. it luvs that.
// SECTOR 02 - extreem sportz
the skamtebord
ah, the skamtebord. four wheels. one bord. infinite vibes. legend says it was named when a webmaster misspelled it at 3am and decided the typo was simply better. we agree. we will never correct it.
▸ trick list (do not try, do try, ur call)
- 1
the olllie - u jump. the bord jumps. nobody knows how. magic.
- 2
kikflip - the bord spins once. u land. crowd goes mild.
- 3
grnd - slide along a rail very slowly while saying 'wheee'.
- 4
the cozy roll - just roll forward gently. this is the best one.
// SECTOR 03 - public opinyon
rate my skamtebord
go on. rate it. be cruel if u must, but know that it is doing its absolute best.
click a star, any star
curent rating
4.6
outta 5 stars
16 skamters voted
// SECTOR 04 - say hi
sign the guestbok NEW!
▸ 1 soul have signed
- @123213😎 kewl53d ago
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